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by Jaffo
Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:52 pm
Forum: Fates
Topic: Should we keep going with Fates?
Replies: 5
Views: 13180

Alright folks, I apologize for the delay in getting things rolling but I was out with Val for the weekend pulling a double matinee and ticking by the hours being lazy and cozy, like a fat Jaffo-cat. I know Lake has also been rather busy, if not wiped-out, but he set the collective ball rolling via e...
by Jaffo
Mon Jan 06, 2003 11:47 am
Forum: Fates
Topic: Should we keep going with Fates?
Replies: 5
Views: 13180

Should we keep going with Fates?

This is pretty much just an echo of the FWA I'm sending out right after I finish posting. Lake, Solr and I would all very much like to see Fates continue, as would I think all of you. I know Hunter and Treggar have both made comment on it. I talked it over with Solr, and with Lake since Fates is ver...
by Jaffo
Mon Sep 30, 2002 4:21 pm
Forum: Fates
Topic: Fates Unfold
Replies: 41
Views: 42510

Having concluded his business in the city, most of which involved weeding through the ramblings of drunks for bits of truth, Jaffo at last rejoined the party. He looked none the worse for wear, although a few scrapes along his jaw and a deep gouge over the second knuckle of his left hand told a sile...
by Jaffo
Thu Aug 08, 2002 1:28 pm
Forum: Fates
Topic: The Great City
Replies: 10
Views: 13734

With a sigh Jaffo returned knife to sheath and took a bite from the green apple where he had managed to skin it so far, before tossing the remainder of it over his shoulder. The wasted apple splashed softly into the swift currents of the Osca river before being swept under the surface, which was sti...
by Jaffo
Tue Jul 02, 2002 10:29 am
Forum: Fates
Topic: The Quest
Replies: 5
Views: 6720

Jaffo, as had been the norm so far on the quest, stood apart from the others on the shore as the old one named Marcus and the elf (whose name never quite rolled off the tongue with the same magical lilt as when it was spoken by another elf) spoke at some length with Leiron about Balash knows what. T...
by Jaffo
Sun May 26, 2002 7:40 pm
Forum: Fantasy and RPG
Topic: Let the Fun Commence with a simple questionaire
Replies: 8
Views: 10828

True Neutral Dwarf Thief Ranger Follower Of Dumathoin Alignment: True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances s...
by Jaffo
Sun May 26, 2002 7:14 pm
Forum: Star Wars
Topic: EP 2 Reviews
Replies: 32
Views: 25228

Hate to be the piglet in the punchbowl, but I wasn't too impressed with the movie. Anakin came across as a whining little brat, obsessed with Padme. And apparently the entire Jedi Council are running around blind and deaf, 'cause they're utterly oblivious of things that are so stunningly obvious. Hi...
by Jaffo
Fri May 24, 2002 10:30 am
Forum: ASG Newsflash
Topic: Questions for Jaffo
Replies: 4
Views: 8582

Disclaimer

***DISCLAIMER***

These posts are brought to you in part by the Council for Jaffo to Amuse Himself.

"He's so funny, why not just extinguish all life on the planet and let him do standup on the Earth's shattered, charred remains? It's not like he'd need an audience; he's just that good."
by Jaffo
Fri May 24, 2002 10:27 am
Forum: ASG Newsflash
Topic: Questions for Jaffo
Replies: 4
Views: 8582

Hey Jaffo, it's God. Uh...my question is: do you know where I put my keys? I tried scrambling over the Pearly Gates, but Michael almost gave me a Flaming Sword of Righteousness colonic, if you know what I mean. St. Peter's still ticked about that whole prank where he woke up as a flea in a Turkish p...
by Jaffo
Fri May 24, 2002 10:19 am
Forum: ASG Newsflash
Topic: Questions for Jaffo
Replies: 4
Views: 8582

omigodomigodomigod!!!!!

OH MIGOD! JAFFO!!!!!!?!!! its really u!!! u are like, SO SO SO SO hot!!!!!! **takes a deep breath** ok, ok, so like, my question for u is: why are u the hottest person ever to exist???!?! **rapidly dissolves into another bout of screaming adoration** OMIGODOMIGOD! JAFFO!!!!! I LOVE U!!!!!! ^\-*-/^ *...
by Jaffo
Wed May 22, 2002 12:44 pm
Forum: Fates
Topic: Round 4(The stakes are named)
Replies: 5
Views: 9455

It hadn’t taken long in the saddle for Jaffo to decide he hated riding horseback. His thin, agile frame could adjust well to the jars and shocks that occurred underneath him, but the horse rarely gave more than the flick of an ear in response to the thief’s exaggerated attempts at guiding the steed....
by Jaffo
Fri May 10, 2002 9:32 am
Forum: Star Trek
Topic: Who is your favorite Captain
Replies: 41
Views: 38580

Only thing I ever noticed about Janeway was that she sounded like she had the vocal cords of a 75 year old chainsmoker that had lit a crude oil fire in her throat.
by Jaffo
Fri May 10, 2002 9:07 am
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: Bad jokes.
Replies: 18
Views: 22632

Heh heh...

Here's my contribution to the bad joke/quote collection:

A couple of guys are walking down the street. The first guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.
by Jaffo
Tue May 07, 2002 10:19 am
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: I've been working on the raiiiilroad...
Replies: 8
Views: 8738

Preach on!

Seth has the right of it! I propose that *they* pay *us* to go to school. Hey, we're doing them a favor aren't we? We're ensuring the security and wholesome-grain goodness of their futures. The least they could do is reward our efforts with monetary compensation. Money-grubbin' blokes! And for the l...
by Jaffo
Mon May 06, 2002 9:55 am
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: I've been working on the raiiiilroad...
Replies: 8
Views: 8738

I've been working on the raiiiilroad...

I'm at work, and I couldn't think of a better subject title. Sue me. Wait no, please don't. I don't make nearly enough to be worth a lawsuit. So I'm at work. On my break. Eating M&Ms and washing it down with Pepsi. A real vicious combo I tell ya. Worse than Advil and vodka. Tastier though. At any ra...