ASG Dal : Your mission is to take a runabout to the Romulan Nuetral Zone to investigate some activity detected the ASG Dal : re. Please investigate this. EnsDataASG : i will take scince LtjWorfASG : Med @ Bridge please EnsTateASG : I'l take whatever. EnsDataASG : what is the name of our ship LtjWorfASG : Cpt may I name her ASG Dal : I make it up. LtjWorfASG : ? ASG Dal : LtKevinUFA----Cheif of Security @ Tactical ASG Dal : EnsDataASG----Cheif Engineer @ Engineering ASG Dal : EnsTateASG----Cheif of Opererations @ OPS ASG Dal : ASG Dal----Helmsman @ CONN (HELM) ASG Dal : LtjWorkASG----Cheif Medical Officer @ Science 1 ASG Dal : Worf that is LtjWorfASG : No prob Cpt. EnsDataASG : may i suggest the chinamaus ASG Dal : Your mission is to take a runabout to the Romulan Nuetral Zone to investigate some activity detected the ASG Dal : re. Please investigate this. ASG Dal : BEGIN SIM EnsDataASG : hey worf i will trade with you LtjWorfASG : I'm loging so be good. ASG Dal : HOLD ON! 1/6/96 5:17:22 PM Opening ÒChat Log 1/6/96Ó for recording. LtjWorfASG : No Cpt. put me here I stay here. ASG Dal : Okay..I'm back ASG Dal : Had to open the log LtjWorfASG : I'm logging too Cpt. ASG Dal : BEGIN SIM ASG Dal : ::laying in course for the Nuetral Zone:::: ASG Dal : *Buttons* ASG Dal : Engaging ASG Dal : *Button* ASG Dal : *Warp* LtjWorfASG : *UFA Theme 2* EnsDataASG : i have never done engieneer work before i will have to study LtjWorfASG : That should be ASG ASG Dal : OPS, ETA? LtjWorfASG : Cpt. hello? EnsTateASG : 5 min. ASG Dal : We are going to need to find away to hid ourselves from them. LtjWorfASG : Why ain't yall talking? LtjWorfASG : Cpt. I have a....... LtjWorfASG : sugestion ASG Dal : GO ahead Worf EnsDataASG : cpt if we vent plasma from our trans-duinetic impulse capacitor in will mask us from romulan EnsDataASG : sensors LtjWorfASG : I could send a trans Warp paluse that would create a tempary invisibility field LtjWorfASG : But it would last only 7 minuts. ASG Dal : How long will it take to set up? EnsDataASG : i do not believe that would work worf EnsDataASG : the romulans ASG Dal : <> LtjWorfASG : I could have it by.......4 mins EnsDataASG : have a highly sophisticaded sensor array ASG Dal : Good ASG Dal : ETA? ASG Dal : Tate? EnsTateASG : 1 min. LtjWorfASG : *buttons* ASG Dal : Oh.. ASG Dal : Slow down LtjWorfASG : Cpt promissition to switch with Data ASG Dal : ::slowing to impulse:: ASG Dal : Are there anything on the scanners? LtjWorfASG : {Eng for Med} ASG Dal : *Tacalrt1* LtjWorfASG : Cpt? EnsTateASG : Not so far. EnsDataASG : sir i am not qualified to run a star ship engen EnsTateASG : Are you ok Kev? EnsDataASG : i cant even spell it ASG Dal : Data, you are now. LtjWorfASG : And I am promission to switch with DATA LtjWorfASG : ? ASG Dal : Sure LtjWorfASG : Ok Data Take Med @Sci 1 LtKevinUFA : it is 8:25 is there a sim tonight ASG Dal : Okay ASG Dal : Any sensor signs? ASG Dal : Any blips. ASG Dal : Even the slightest? LtjWorfASG : {I got mail hold on.} ASG Dal : It's from me...Don't worry about it. EnsTateASG : I don't think so. LtjWorfASG : Ok EnsDataASG : why have you sent me this ASG Dal : <> LtjWorfASG : Cpt the pauls is ready EnsDataASG : aye sir LtjWorfASG : Promission to Fire ASG Dal : ***ALL OF A SUDDEN A WARBIRD DE-CLOAKS IN FRONT OF US*** ASG Dal : Uh oh. ASG Dal : Hail them. LtjWorfASG : *paulse* EnsDataASG : they are fireing ASG Dal : This is Captain Dal Heliker of the Runabout Pike. ASG Dal : What are you doing in the Nuetral zone? ASG Dal : <> ASG Dal : ::Ship Rocks:: LtjWorfASG : OH SHOOT!!!! WARBIRD VS. RUNABOUT!!!!!WE ARE DOOMED!!!!! EnsDataASG : i am sub- comander shetra of the romulan star empier** LtjWorfASG : Cpt. I can only figure one way to kill them EnsDataASG : why have you violated our borders this is an act of war** ASG Dal : How Worf? ASG Dal : Ah, but it is you who are in the nuetral zone. ASG Dal : We are in Fed. space. ASG Dal : You do realize that even the slightest entrance into the Nuetral Zone has to be warented my the Federati ASG Dal : on. EnsTateASG : So there. ASG Dal : <> EnsDataASG : you are mistaken this is our space EnsTateASG : Is not. ASG Dal : If you would like I'll have one of my officers trasmit a map of your current location in relation to the ASG Dal : borders. LtjWorfASG : We could use a tractor beem to Send them a trans warp burst shoot ing them into their shields. K-SPLAT ASG Dal : ? EnsDataASG : you will give us your artifical life form of die ASG Dal : (Tate, get ready to fax him.) EnsDataASG : of =or EnsTateASG : K ASG Dal : Raise shelds. ASG Dal : ::Setting course outta here. LtjWorfASG : WAIT ASG Dal : Worf..Do IT! ASG Dal : Ready to fire. EnsDataASG : ::firenig tractor ASG Dal : ... EnsTateASG : out shoo move it ASG Dal : Shields? ASG Dal : Fire phasers! EnsTateASG : 100% LtjWorfASG : As Rommie EnsTateASG : 80% LtjWorfASG : BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! ASG Dal : Statuus of Warp engines? LtjWorfASG : WARP OUTA HERE NOW!!! LtjWorfASG : There great but we beter use them ASG Dal : We probably just blew out our warp drive. LtjWorfASG : The blast wave will kill us! ASG Dal : *Button* ASG Dal : *Warp* EnsDataASG : capt the romulans have got word of our presenes in the sector LtjWorfASG : WARP NOW! ASG Dal : Anything on sensors? EnsDataASG : they are on there way ETA 5 hours ASG Dal : We can never out run them EnsDataASG : the warp drive is off line ASG Dal : Hail Starfleet. LtjWorfASG : That worked it relly worked ASG Dal : Ask for assistance. EnsDataASG : comm systems LtjWorfASG : They went K-Splat! EnsDataASG : down ASG Dal : We are stuck! ASG Dal : Uh oh. EnsTateASG : I wanna be buried withmy stuff. EnsDataASG : that blast shocked our systems LtjWorfASG : May I make another sugestion ASG Dal : Is there any way we can disguise our selves? ASG Dal : Sure, Worf. LtjWorfASG : Ok here we go EnsTateASG : If they can't find my remains anice big memorial service. EnsDataASG : capt there is a nebula aprox. 5,000,000 km away EnsDataASG : we could hide LtjWorfASG : I have a small holodeck Projector to pratice battles It also has planet seans we could use one of them ASG Dal : Yeah, if we could get there. EnsTateASG : Impulse? LtjWorfASG : We could be a planet or a meteor ASG Dal : How long will it take us to get to the nebula at full impulse? LtjWorfASG : 1 hour EnsDataASG : if you tied my nerel net into the warp engen sub-system we could create a warp pulse using ASG Dal : Good idea worf, but this ship is not Small. EnsDataASG : my energy ASG Dal : Does it have enough power. ASG Dal : ? LtjWorfASG : YEP EnsDataASG : all my systems would go down for hours ASG Dal : ::Setting course for the nebula:: EnsDataASG : but we would glide into the nebula LtjWorfASG : Shall I? ASG Dal : Full Impulse ASG Dal : Try it Worf EnsDataASG : captian LtjWorfASG : *buttons* ASG Dal : But I want to make sure we can get into the nebula if it does not work. LtjWorfASG : *trans* EnsDataASG : the impulse will leave an ion trail EnsDataASG : they will trac us LtjWorfASG : We are now a class M planet ASG Dal : All the better, Datta. EnsDataASG : what EnsTateASG : No wait it's my turn to blow out the android's systems. ASG Dal : If we get the holo projector working..we want them to think we went into the nebula. EnsTateASG : I wanna hook it up. EnsDataASG : ah ASG Dal : Worf, Make us a small meteror LtjWorfASG : If they beem down to the planet they will beem into open space ASG Dal : How is it holding up. LtjWorfASG : Great EnsDataASG : what happens when the discover it was a ruse ASG Dal : THe image? LtjWorfASG : Should last 18 hours ASG Dal : Logic, Data. EnsTateASG : We die. ASG Dal : We are dead. ASG Dal : Good ASG Dal : Put it up ASG Dal : ETA on the Warbirds? EnsDataASG : if we glide into the nebula ASG Dal : Yeah. LtjWorfASG : It is up. EnsTateASG : 30 min EnsDataASG : we will survive ASG Dal : ::Cutting engines::: EnsDataASG : hook me up ASG Dal : ::Shutting off all systems except minimal lifesupport and thrusters::: LtjWorfASG : {Turning off warp core} No traces { EnsTateASG : Can I hook him up.pleeeeeease ASG Dal : No, Tate. ASG Dal : Later. LtjWorfASG : Would you all do your jobs! EnsTateASG : Fine. ASG Dal : When the situation is not too serious. EnsDataASG : once we are in the nebula we can eject the warp core with a leak in it EnsDataASG : so they will folow it LtjWorfASG : Dumb very dumb on impulse it woul take 6 days to reach Fed space ASG Dal : Wheen will we come in long range sensor range of the Warbirds? ASG Dal : Agreed, Worf EnsDataASG : are we in the nebula? EnsTateASG : 4 min. ASG Dal : No, we are in space. ASG Dal : Yikes ASG Dal : Here we go. EnsDataASG : hook me up to the core it is the only way ASG Dal : Let's hope they don't see us. LtjWorfASG : But we are a planet to everone else EnsTateASG : Um hello, yah hi. ASG Dal : Data, no we are fine. EnsTateASG : There almost here. LtjWorfASG : Holo progecter holding Cpt. EnsDataASG : i will sacrifice myself ASG Dal : Good Worf EnsDataASG : what is the holo doing ASG Dal : Making us look like a big rock LtjWorfASG : Making us look like a yea a big rock EnsTateASG : 30 sec till arrival. ASG Dal : Steady everybody. EnsTateASG : 15 sec. EnsDataASG : three warbird de-cloaking LtjWorfASG : {Dal you type to fast That was my line} ASG Dal : *ALLSTBY* ASG Dal : Status? ASG Dal : <> LtjWorfASG : HOLO holding EnsDataASG : sensors are picing a unknown romulan ship EnsDataASG : new class EnsTateASG : Were fine unless the projector thing blows. EnsDataASG : fascinating ASG Dal : Unknown? LtjWorfASG : <> ASG Dal : Take a good look. ASG Dal : Sensors too. ASG Dal : We need to obtain as much info as we can. EnsTateASG : Then i can blame my death on Worf. EnsDataASG : it apeers to have a natural cloak and warp engen LtjWorfASG : I am storeing that image in to my Cpu. EnsTateASG : Of course then I couldn't, I would be dead. ASG Dal : Good EnsDataASG : it is simple yet affective ASG Dal : Where are they headed? EnsDataASG : very small ASG Dal : For the nebula to look for us? LtjWorfASG : NO ONE WILL DIE! EnsTateASG : Oh sure, he says that now. LtjWorfASG : UT OH! We fritsed ASG Dal : Who? ASG Dal : Tata, where are they headed? EnsDataASG : if we had gone to the nebula the romulan ship would of detected us EnsTateASG : Towards us. ASG Dal : YOu mean the holo? EnsTateASG : no LtjWorfASG : The had a chance to see us but they did not EnsTateASG : I mean us. ASG Dal : Good LtjWorfASG : Yea i did EnsDataASG : there sensors are like nothing i have ever seen EnsTateASG : Can this planet move a little bit away from them. EnsDataASG : ::spins around:: capt those are not romulans ASG Dal : Who are they? LtjWorfASG : Holo will last at least 4 more hours ASG Dal : Data? EnsDataASG : they are gem'hadar ships EnsTateASG : Of course It's Elvis and his crew. ASG Dal : Oh no. EnsTateASG : On the good Ship Lollypop. ASG Dal : Tate, please. EnsTateASG : Sorry. EnsDataASG : they rebiult the romulan warbird LtjWorfASG : TATE STRAIGHTEN UP NOW! ASG Dal : Where are they headed? EnsTateASG : What ASG Dal : Hey LtKevinASG! Welcome to the UFA's USS Commador sim! ASG Dal : We need to get this information back to the Federation. ASG Dal : We can't let the Founders reach Earth. EnsDataASG : capt if we put ourselfs in stasis EnsDataASG : we can wait EnsDataASG : with a dameged EnsDataASG : ship EnsDataASG : they will leave us for dead ASG Dal : Data..Let's hook you up to the Warp drive now and get it started up. ASG Dal : We need to head for Earth. EnsDataASG : the nearest fediration out post is delta ranas 6 LtjWorfASG : That would look strange a Rock floating to Earth? EnsDataASG : we can only make it that far LtjWorfASG : The EnsDataASG : with a warp cost EnsDataASG : lets do it LtjWorfASG : The HOLO Wont hold up that long EnsDataASG : there we can get repairs ASG Dal : So, we only need to get into Warp. ASG Dal : <<8:55>> EnsDataASG : they are in the nebula they will not EnsDataASG : know what is happining ASG Dal : Right ASG Dal : Data, let's get it online. EnsDataASG : unti we are at the starbase LtjWorfASG : Transfer impulse power to Holo it will last two days now ASG Dal : We just need to get the Warp drive online ASG Dal : Data...Work on it! EnsDataASG : it will render me inefective until a cybergenist can fix me LtjWorfASG : Rommies leaving sector ASG Dal : RIght ASG Dal : You mean the Gem Hadar. EnsDataASG : someone will have to remove my head EnsTateASG : I'll fix you. ASG Dal : Tate? ASG Dal : GOod LtjWorfASG : UHHH....LET ME! HA HA ASG Dal : <8:57>> LtjWorfASG : Grabs Battel ax EnsTateASG : I'll need an axe. LtjWorfASG : No let me Tate EnsTateASG : Worf give me that. EnsDataASG : my head pops off ASG Dal : Good EnsDataASG : no axe needed LtjWorfASG : DARN! EnsTateASG : Damn it. ASG Dal : Please don't get carried away. ASG Dal : Let's stay on task. EnsDataASG : hook my head to the array EnsTateASG : Worf put it back. EnsDataASG : now LtjWorfASG : <8:58> EnsDataASG : hurry ASG Dal : ::::Hooking Data's haead to the array::: ASG Dal : Can you access it? LtjWorfASG : WARP has been reached EnsDataASG : on my mark press this button LtjWorfASG : *warp* EnsDataASG : mark ASG Dal : *Button* ASG Dal : *Warp* LtjWorfASG : Warp 9.99 ASG Dal : Yeah right LtjWorfASG : Warp 10.00 EnsDataASG : sparks fly from datas head ASG Dal : I'll report this to Starfleet. ASG Dal : END SIM LtjWorfASG : Warp 10.01 ASG Dal : Good sim everybody! LtjWorfASG : warp0 ASG Dal : You guys ggot better and better ASG Dal : It started off slow. EnsTateASG : Uh, Kev did it. ASG Dal : But it turned out pretty good. LtjWorfASG : Kev didn't talk ASG Dal : Kevin wasn't here. ASG Dal : I have to go. LtjWorfASG : He is now ASG Dal : I'll box up this log an everything else. ASG Dal : Good night, everybody! LtjWorfASG : DAl LtjWorfASG : Dal ASG Dal : what? EnsTateASG : Data LtjWorfASG : I'll send you my copy of the LOG LtjWorfASG : Good bye ASG Dal : I got it, don't worry. ASG Dal : Bye! 1/6/96 6:18:31 PM Closing Log file.